Roast !

Roast

Let’s start this with a guess the movie! Guess the movie. Well, and this is how Mr. Shah enacts Titanic. Ladies and gentlemen, that’s Mr. Shah for you. He is someone who thinks dumb charades is playing dumb. Friends come and go but Mr. Shah doesn’t.  Mr. Shah is a keeper that way!

 Mr. Shah  is a popular Two and Half man in his friends circle. No, I am not going to talk about sex religion and politics, but Mr. Shah’s attention span. He can’t and won’t and doesn’t pay attention to any topic for more than 2 and half minutes. He is a typical Table Topic Material, you speak beyond 2.30 minutes, you’re disqualified and out of his league. The only person who’s capable of holding his attention for more than two minutes is the neighborhood fish vendor.  When the world was behind Pokémon and searching for him, Mr. Shah was in search of the Salmon, the fish!  Mr. Shah, he is like Bermuda triangle, the information goes in and it’s never found again. One every weekend, he tries to visit new places to check his WhatsApp messages He is so addicted to his WhatsApp messages; he may unplug your life-support to charge his phone. He can irritate to the extent you get irritated and suddenly he can change the topic. He has this ability of inviting people to meet up and check WhatsApp in front of them.

If Mr. Shah  was in the time of kings and emperors I’m sure kings would have hired him to write pick lines for their queens! He hasn’t left any women (either married or single), well wait, and let me complete this sentence. He hasn’t spared anyone from his praising. He can make you great, famous, wonderful, amazing all at once.

He is an amazing self-marketer. He has used all his MBA marketing skills to self-market himself. If you see his WhatsApp forwards, Facebook posts, twitter handles, mails and messages it’s all about one thing.  Mr. Shah himself. It’s like of the Mr. Shah , by the  Mr. Shah  and for the  Mr. Shah . We dearly call it as Shahcracy. Indeed, he can buy a precooked MTR food and just re heat it and serve it has ‘Mr. Shah’s signatory delicacies’!

When the dietician told Mr. Shah that – obesity runs in your circle because no one runs in your circle,  Mr. Shah  started running. Nowadays he doesn’t stop. Once he became Mr. Shah lean from Mr. Shah bean, he changed his WhatsApp status from – ‘I am not fat, my weight is just cute’ to – ‘I am too sexy and I know it’. Once he shed few kgs, he started uploading his full frame pictures. He called it as Mr. Shah Empowerment from the background to foreground. Indeed, Kellogg’s should have Mr. Shah as their model for weigh loss than to have Deepika. He just transformed from Motorola to iPhone slim and sleek version.

He has a unique talent of making his friends – glad, mad, sad, bad all at once. Never laugh at your spouse’s choices because you’re one of them. Well, I would say the same thing about friends! Never laugh at your friends, because you are one of their choices. Nevertheless, he is a great friend, who you can count anytime. His determination, dedication and wisdom is praiseworthy, especially the determination he has showed in executing his fitness regime.  One of the proud friends I have who was aspiring to be roasted by me!